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Book Tickets

The Darkness

plus support Rews

Cliffs Pavilion, Southend-on-Sea

Tue 3 Dec

ST: The Darkness
SHOW INFORMATION

We live in the darkest of times. As power-drunk clowns cast a shadow of despair across the land, our people cower in tumbledown hovels. The children do not dance and the birds are silent. Hope is crushed.

Where are the heroes that this world needs, the heroes that this world deserves? Cast aside despair, people, for the tide will turn! We are men in tight costumes, and we are ready to fight with every weapon that our forefathers have bequeathed – the guitar axe, the drum hammer, the bejewelled codpiece, and the banshee wail of righteous anger.

And we shall not be cowed by the nay-sayers, nor bought off by the money lenders, nor gagged by the reeking stench of pious indifference that pours from the orifices of the clown-lords. Cometh the day, cometh the band. We are The Darkness and we bring you Light!

This is the first day in our new world, and EASTER IS CANCELLED! Let us begin… Death, or glory my friends, which will it be?

Door 7pm.  Please visit website nearer to show date for confirmed start time.
Under 16s must be accompanied by an adult and are only allowed in the seated area
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£34.50
Max 6 tickets per household/transaction

 

Prices shown are inclusive of any applicable booking fees. 

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Great Christmas Parties

There's a party to suit everyone at the Cliffs Pavilion this Christmas. Themed lunches and dinners, our fabulous New Year parties, and festive Afternoon Teas...it's all available!
 

Download and Save Paper

Download an interactive, electronic version of our brochure.
Email to receive future editions instead of paper copies.

 

Great Christmas Parties

There's a party to suit everyone at the Cliffs Pavilion this Christmas. Themed lunches and dinners, our fabulous New Year parties, and festive Afternoon Teas...it's all available!